Relative Disasters: A Little Bit of Silly Verse

In the realm of poetry, there is a special place reserved for the silly, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous. This is where we find the "Relative Disasters," a collection of humorous poems that will tickle your funny bone and leave you in stitches.

From the hapless misadventures of Aunt Gertrude to the culinary catastrophes of Cousin Chuck, these poems capture the everyday absurdities of family life in all its messy, hilarious glory. With a keen eye for detail and a knack for playful language, the author weaves a tapestry of laughter that will resonate with anyone who has ever had to deal with the quirks and eccentricities of their relatives.

Relative Disasters: A Little Book of Silly Verse

by Wilkie Martin

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	5688 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	60 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Item Weight	:	11.8 ounces

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Aunt Gertrude's Grand Adventure

Aunt Gertrude, a woman of ample girth, Embarked on an adventure, a journey north. With a map and a compass, she set off with glee, Determined to conquer the Arctic Sea.

But alas, her plans went awry, As she wandered in circles, lost in the sky. She stumbled and fell into a snowdrift deep, And there she slumbered, soundly asleep.

When she awoke, the sun was high, And she realized with a start, she was stranded nearby. With no food, no water, and no way to roam, She waited patiently, for someone to come home.

But days turned into nights, and nights turned into days, And still, no one came to Aunt Gertrude's aid. She grew weaker and weaker, as hope began to fade, Until one fateful day, a miracle was made.

A polar bear, curious and bold, Stumbled upon Aunt Gertrude, shivering in the cold. He took her back to his icy den, Where she feasted on fish and grew strong again.

Cousin Chuck's Culinary Catastrophe

Cousin Chuck, a master chef in his own mind, Decided to host a dinner party, one of a kind. He invited his family, eager to impress, With a menu that promised to be nothing less.

With a flourish, he presented his culinary creations, A symphony of flavors, or so he imagined. But his guests soon realized, with growing dismay, That Chuck's cooking skills were far from okay.

The soup was a congealed mass of mystery ingredients, The salad wilted and limp, a sorry present. The main course, a roasted turkey, was dry and tough, As unappetizing as an old rubber muff.

But it was the dessert that stole the show, A cake so dense and heavy, it could stop a flow. With each bite, the guests struggled to swallow, Their laughter stifled, trying not to follow.

As the evening drew to a close, Chuck stood before his guests, his ego exposed. He realized that his culinary prowess was a myth, And that his cooking skills were better left as a wish.

But despite the culinary disasters that occurred, The family shared a night filled with laughter and absurd. They learned that even in the midst of mishaps and fails, The bonds of family could always prevail.

So here's to the Relative Disasters, A collection of silly poems that lighten our loads. May they bring a smile to your face, And remind you that laughter is a saving grace.

Relative Disasters: A Little Book of Silly Verse

by Wilkie Martin

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	5688 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	60 pages
Lending	:	Enabled
Item Weight	:	11.8 ounces

FREE