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A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo, Gas, and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby

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Congratulations! You're the proud parent of a new baby. And with that comes a whole new world of bodily fluids and excretions. Get ready for poo, gas, pee, spit-up, and more. It's all part of the fun (and mess) of being a parent.

Looking Out for Number Two: A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo Gas and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby
Looking Out for Number Two: A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo, Gas, and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby
by Samuel J. Levine

4.5 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 4916 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 365 pages
Screen Reader : Supported

Poo

Baby poo comes in all shapes, sizes, and colors. It can be yellow, green, brown, or even black. It can be seedy, chunky, or watery. And it can smell like anything from sour milk to a dirty diaper.

The good news is that most baby poo is normal. But there are a few things to look out for that could indicate a problem.

  • Green poo: Green poo can be caused by eating green vegetables, taking iron supplements, or having an infection.
  • Yellow poo: Yellow poo is usually normal, but it can also be caused by eating yellow foods, such as carrots or squash.
  • Brown poo: Brown poo is usually normal, but it can also be caused by eating brown foods, such as chocolate or meat.
  • Black poo: Black poo can be caused by eating black foods, such as blueberries or licorice, or by taking iron supplements.
  • White poo: White poo can be caused by a liver problem or by taking certain medications.
  • Bloody poo: Bloody poo can be caused by a number of things, including infection, hemorrhoids, or anal fissures.

If you're concerned about your baby's poo, be sure to talk to your doctor.

Gas

Gas is another common occurrence in babies. It's caused by the swallowing of air, which can happen during feeding, crying, or sucking on a pacifier.

Gas can cause a baby to be fussy, gassy, and uncomfortable. It can also lead to colic, which is a condition that causes severe abdominal pain and gas.

There are a few things you can do to help relieve gas in your baby.

  • Burp your baby frequently: Burping your baby after every feeding can help to release trapped air.
  • Massage your baby's tummy: Gently massaging your baby's tummy in a clockwise motion can help to move gas along.
  • Use a warm bath or compress: A warm bath or compress can help to relax your baby's muscles and relieve gas.
  • Give your baby gripe water: Gripe water is a natural remedy that can help to relieve gas in babies.

If you're concerned about your baby's gas, be sure to talk to your doctor.

Pee

Pee is a normal bodily function that all babies do. The amount of pee that a baby produces will vary depending on their age, diet, and activity level.

Newborns typically pee about 6-8 times a day. As they get older, they will pee less frequently.

The color of a baby's pee can also vary. It can be clear, yellow, or even orange. The color of the pee is usually determined by the amount of water that the baby is drinking.

If you're concerned about your baby's pee, be sure to talk to your doctor.

Spit-up

Spit-up is another common occurrence in babies. It's caused by the immature muscles in their digestive system.

Spit-up is usually not a cause for concern. However, if your baby is spitting up frequently or excessively, it could be a sign of a medical condition.

There are a few things you can do to help reduce spit-up in your baby.

  • Burp your baby frequently: Burping your baby after every feeding can help to release trapped air and reduce spit-up.
  • Feed your baby smaller meals: Feeding your baby smaller meals more frequently can help to reduce the amount of spit-up.
  • Keep your baby upright after feeding: Keeping your baby upright for at least 30 minutes after feeding can help to keep the milk down.
  • Avoid giving your baby carbonated drinks: Carbonated drinks can cause gas and bloating, which can lead to spit-up.

If you're concerned about your baby's spit-up, be sure to talk to your doctor.

Other things that come out of your baby

In addition to poo, gas, pee, and spit-up, there are a few other things that can come out of your baby.

  • Mucus: Mucus is a sticky substance that is produced by the nose, throat, and lungs. Babies often produce mucus, especially when they are sick.
  • Earwax: Earwax is a natural substance that is produced by the ears. It helps to protect the ears from infection.
  • Eye discharge: Eye discharge is a clear or white liquid that is produced by the eyes. It helps to keep the eyes moist and free of infection.

If you're concerned about anything that is coming out of your baby, be sure to talk to your doctor.

Dealing with the bodily fluids and excretions of a baby can be a messy and sometimes smelly job. But it's all part of the fun (and mess) of being a parent. Just remember to keep a sense of humor and don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it.

Looking Out for Number Two: A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo Gas and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby
Looking Out for Number Two: A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo, Gas, and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby
by Samuel J. Levine

4.5 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 4916 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 365 pages
Screen Reader : Supported
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Looking Out for Number Two: A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo Gas and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby
Looking Out for Number Two: A Slightly Irreverent Guide to Poo, Gas, and Other Things That Come Out of Your Baby
by Samuel J. Levine

4.5 out of 5

Language : English
File size : 4916 KB
Text-to-Speech : Enabled
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 365 pages
Screen Reader : Supported
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